Asshole Repellent | Gag Gift, Funny Label

Amazon.com Price: $34.75 (as of 11/07/2020 23:56 PST- Details)

FUNNY LABEL: Great as a gag gift and guaranteed to make them laugh. Everyone knows at least one person who is an A**HOLE! Please note that the front label is for joking purposes only.
COMMERCIAL-GRADE DEODORIZER: Inside this can is a heavy-duty deodorizer formulated with odor neutralizers that encapsulate and eliminate the molecules that are causing malodors.

Description

Powerful Dry Spray Deodorant, Clean on Carpet and Upholstery. Clean Scent Linen. Please note: The front label is only intended for teasing.
SMELLS GREAT: When you press down the button, a soft, fresh linen fragrance is released. The button can be kept down for extended-release and spray.
SAFE FOR ALL FABRICS: A dry deodorant that can be sprayed safely onto furniture, upholstery, beds, couches and, of course, in the air!