Description
My Penis is a Dick: The Ongoing Conflict is the story of a young and famous porn star named James Deen. He was born in Arizona, USA, and in the mid-1980s he made a name for himself in the porn industry by being known as a cocky and much talked about the male porn star. He is famous for his penis size and is known as a “porn prince” by many women. He also knows how to keep his bad-boy image intact, so when he gets in trouble with a co-worker he doesn’t take it too well.
One night when James Deen was out drinking with some of his friends he accidentally breaks an expensive glass. He blames his actions on some women he slept with before him, but it turns out that it was a lucky break and that the glass was specially designed to break from the back. James has been dismissed from his job, he is no longer welcome at a party and is embarrassed by the incident. Things only get worse when he learns that the co-worker who was kicked out is taking revenge on him by giving him a naked picture of her. However, not knowing that the picture she took of him was actually his number, James puts the picture in a scrapbook and decides to confront the woman.
When James Deen finally confronts the woman, she reveals to him that the picture she took was of a picture of his own penis. It turns out that this co-worker had been sending James pictures of her own penis, along with gifts like lingerie and shoes. She also had secretly sent him nude photos of herself for a while before she got caught. James Deen then realizes that he’s in a lot of trouble and decides to sue his co-worker for giving him the photos. To make matters worse, the co-worker who stole the pictures that James was hoping to sue, is now giving James the nude pictures. James decides to go for it and has the naked pictures of the co-worker put in a scrapbook to be sold on eBay, where he has plans to flip it for a nice profit.